Daily Prophet & Rita Skeeter Database of Gossip pertaining to Ethan, M87, and others.

Pulled directly from the OPMI's database, this is an archive of gossip written by gossip corrospondent Rita Skeeter from the Daily Prophet, Warren's most biased and sensational newspaper, which rarely focused real world news, it instead gossiped about Ethan, his friends, and others. The OPMI will not confirm or deny information in this article.

Article 1 - Box 7: It's not just Ethan!

''The gossip isn't just about Ethan, today, we bring in his friends! Draco and Pansy. A beautiful and vivacious girl, Hannah, walked in on the two kissing in a deserted classroom. She, in a mocking tone pertaining to Ethan's girlfriend Emma, called them gingbloods, Ethan is then said to have appeared, and as for his usual pissed off protective self, his .17 drawn. Hannah simply walked away. Now, a spy has reported that Draco and Pansy were doing very inapropriate things that night, a statement in which Ethan publically denied on WICU news this morning when interviewed by Mrs. Skeeter. ''

Article 2 - Box 2: Ethan's first girlfriend!

''He's layed! Hannah has reported that Ethan and Emma, the so called "most intelligent in the high school", are now reportedly dating! Football player Alex Z reportedly wasn't happy with this, and when Ethan didn't have his gun, confronted him in the hallway. Heated words were exchanged, before Alex told Ethan "You are not deserving...now fuck off", Ethan then took him to the ground...and told him that he was merely talking about himself...but anyhow, it's quite obvious Ethan is very unusual...for not being infatuated into cheerleader Trinity, another member of his gang. Members of his gang and Ethan himself refused comment.''

Article 3 - Box 15: HANNAH's GANG SUSPENDED - POSSIBLE EXPULSION?

''Reports indicate that Hannah's gang and Michelle's gang got into a physical altercation, and Hannah's may be expelled on top of the current suspension. This would give Ethan's gang full relm over the grade...and ultimate power. Hannah publically called Ethan "an unstable, narcisscistic bitch who can go in a threesome with Emma and Trinity." ''