Statsda

The Statsda is the Secret Police of the Pineapple Government.

It was founded in 1932, and is known for arresting political opponents and criminals in quick and deadly raids. The Statsda has arrested numerous individuals, such as Karl, Otto, and Zach. Howe was quoted as saying "The Statsda is like the Gestapo, they hit and run on their opponents, and it's merciless". And that isn't far from the truth either.

The Ranks of the Statsda are as follows:

-Head of the Statsda

The Head of the Statsda is chosen personally by the Grand Marshal of the Pineapple Military, the current head is Gareth Eldridge. The orders of the Head can only be overruled by the President, the Grand Marshal, and certain select individuals selected by the aformentioned.

-Regional Head of Operations

The Regional Head of Operations heads a regional chapter of the Statsda. Usually, the Statsda is divided by state, and as a result, there are 27 RHOs at this time. They manage and even personally direct some operations.

-Operations Director

An Operations Director personally directs Statsda raids and operations. They are fierce followers and are loyal to their cause. An Operations Director created the current logo of the Statsda, a black cat.

-Operative

Statsda Operatives carry out the raids and are usually the ones rounding the targets up and shooting stuff. They are just as loyal.

-Gatherer

These guys gather intelligence for the Statsda. They often go undercover and will often create lives just for their undercover missions. They are excellent at gathering intelligence and are trained by a joint Statsda/OPMI/PSA training program.

Under Rule 223, resisting arrest or questioning by the Statsda enables the operatives to use force.